meladoodle:

prosecutorblackquill:

what if u woke up and ur fav fictional character was snuggled next to u and they were like “good morning”

nemo.. you cant be here.. your dad will be worried sick

unclefather:

gf: Come over

me: i can’t i’m skiing

gf: I have dog treats

me: image

jewishsanta:

i’ve never felt so close to a pokemon

standardwhore:

if you dont like cats, consider this:

ur wrong

deadlyspoons:

I either dress like im going to a red carpet event or like im a homeless drug addict there is no in between

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

ruinedchildhood:

me after group projects