queefsweat:

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"they fried me yung they said ‘how ya glasses stay on ya face if ya ears is at the top of ya shit’ eem the teacher was dyin"

nibbleynoonoo:

http://lizardshuffle.tumblr.com/
importantbirds:


the last birb i saw before i died

the attack a… spoop a ghosp brib come to graps the popocorps from RIGHT a watch a FILMS!
/a phone ringle/ “hello yes who is the phone?”
"IT IS I COME FROM PHONE INSIDEA HOUSE"
whoooo slow DOWM scary cockatiels

importantbirds:

the last birb i saw before i died

the attack a… spoop a ghosp brib come to graps the popocorps from RIGHT a watch a FILMS!

/a phone ringle/ “hello yes who is the phone?”

"IT IS I COME FROM PHONE INSIDEA HOUSE"

whoooo slow DOWM scary cockatiels

cutie kissy sleepy baby love u 

cutie kissy sleepy baby love u 

conquerorwurm:

slimydad:

I can not stop watching this

this video has disrupted my entire day

This was not the thing to watch directly after taking Ambien

alexiorsay:

ppl are always like “no game is perfect you can’t please EVERYbody” but when was the last time you heard a motherfucker complain about portal